January 2012
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I’m seeing the purple shirt of sexy.it’s quite an intimate moment right now.
December 2011
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Actual Conversation I Had
FRIEND (after observing nametag): This is a Cuban restaurant and that waiter's name is German.
ME: What is it?
FRIEND: German.
ME: What's his name?
FRIEND: It's German.
ME: What is it? "Kurt?"
FRIEND: His name is German.
ME: Wait, his name is G-E-R-...?
FRIEND: Yes.
ME: We just had a Who's on First thing there.
FRIEND: We really did.
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Watchthelasturinebender:
crapcom:
speakhersexxx:
kingjaffejoffer:
geekscoutcookies:
getglossd:
GREATEST episode of Beyond Scared Straight!! Orange flavored muthafucka!
My soul departed my body and did the Bro Franklin in the upper room as SOON as that Kool Aid came out.
LMAO
this was by far one of the best ones lmfao
the amount of tears i’m fighting….
Oh my god my brother and I...
Just beat Mass Effect 2.
jakface:
viridian-princess:
wow i found this super cute picture but its kinda bad
i should edit it
yeah thats it
oh man this is so hard its taking hours of work
im gonna collapse this is so hard this is longer than the artist’s actual time making it
THERE WE GO after days and days of hard work with all my blood and sweat
now its time to make you……….
MINE…………………..
THIS.FUCKING THIS....
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First world problems
durrr hur it’s 5 what do. this is the reason why I want my own 360 I want to play new Vegas. I haven’t played fot dayyyyyyysssss
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town-calledmalice:
Rotten Town - Ludo
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desserts & liquor: "You don't sound black" →
private-revolution:
When people say you don’t sound black, what they mean is, “You don’t sound like the caricature of black people I have in my head” and “You don’t sound like you’re about to rob me, so I can tolerate you”. When people say you don’t sound black, what they’re saying is that…
followed by “aw gee thanks, you racist asshole.”
inboxwrites:
sutorideru-kun:
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it… I’m desu and I know it.
I’m desu and I...
send me a ♨ and i will put my itunes on shuffle... →
prongsiegannon:
stpitbull:
No matter how embarrassing.
no promise it will be actual music. I have weird shit on my itunes…
so sue me..
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